'Safe' part of Baghdad attacked, but hey, Bush has a wedding to worry about -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

Rocket Slams Into Political Headquarters In The "Safe" Part Of Baghdad

The saying is, "You can't fight city hall."
To do so is more rare than seeing a comet.
But if the city hall is in the Green Zone,
It now does appear that you can bomb it.

Dubya's Contribution For Jenna's Wedding Is Large & Religious


This symbol of Christianity will be put
Beside a lake on his ranch with care
He claims it will be a landmark for years
(Like he needs another cross to bear.)

VERSE CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

 

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