In Front Of Barack, AP Chairman Refers To Threat Posed By 'Obama bin Laden' -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

Obama quickly corrected W. Dean Singleton
Whose tongue for a second was tied.
"If I did that, I am so sorry" was the way that
Mr. Singleton at this huge gaffe replied.

"If?" When Singleton made this remark which
Must've caused sweat to be glistening
It wasn't in private with the senator from Chicago
But with a thousand people listening.

There was no "if" about any of this but the reason
I was inspired to go off on a riff is
I guess for the powerful, it all simply depends on
Just what the definition of "if" is.

VERSE CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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