When Planning Torture, What If The Bushies Were Obsessed With 'Seinfeld' Instead Of '24'? -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser
Submitted by BuzzFlash on Wed, 04/09/2008 - 8:47am.
Tony Peyser
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Would a cowering Abu Ghraib detainee, until it hurt,
Have been frequently forced to wear a puffy shirt?
Would prisoners prefer their eyes were sprayed with cumin
Than learn they had gotten on the wrong side of Newman?
VERSE CASE SCENARIO
Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.
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