A BuzzFlash Caption This Challenge: Bush's Sword of Damocles

Hey, guys! This is great! Everytime I lie, this thing grows a little longer!

Better watch out FauxNews... Circumcision is nothing but a rip off...
Thanks for the tip!

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Arab Emirates....

Dang it, stop laughing Abdullah; you're ruining my "smiting bin Laden" photo op!

The sword for $30 billion in military armaments to Saudi Arabia. No fair sharing them with Al Qaeda now. Right?
Pat Williams

...now the rest of the Constitution. Heh, heh....

I finally found the weapons of mass destruction.

Hell, if it ain't nucular, I don't need it.

Hell, it's easier to work than that damned Sedgeway thing...!!!

You've heard of Cut & Run, well watch this! I call it Slice & Dice!! Add his insipid laugh and moronic look on his face!!

You call this a SWORD? In Texas we call it a butter knife.
(the voice in his ear: "it's a scimitar, Mr. President")
hey, what the heck's a scimitar? All I know is
we could replace lethal injection with this thing ...

You live by the sword, you die by the sword, remember this bushy.

Bush will fight for his masters.

Uncle Dick told me my sword is bigger than the one that Custer had at the battle with all of them thar Indians at the Big Horn but the final results will still be the same.
What in the Hell did he mean by that?

Yeah, buddy, you won't be smiling when I shove this up your a**.

and how smart is the American public? they gave him the sword!

This sword IS bigger than my male member. (But I got tanks to make mine grow)

"Wwweee Hooooo!! I can think of at least 6 factories in China right now, that can knock these puppies off by the millions!! Laura, you think we're rich now? Well, you just wait!! Ooohhh i wish this year was over, I wish this year was over!! Screw it! I ain't waitin...I am calling the boys over at WAL MART as soon as I get back to Air Force One. What are they gonna do about it...IMPEACH ME??? Ahahahahahahaha!!!"

Dubya Dozes. Sword Falls on Up-Armored Sheik.

"I'm the Beheader! (heh heh)"

Two Pricks and Three Other Guys

Idiot Boy reports in to his bosses today.
$100 dollars a barrel, mission accomplished.

the cooler

I Come to Bring Peace, Not a Sword.
After all these years of no child left behind and leaving every child left behind;
of double-speak - seems that the caption should assert the opposite of what is evidently shows.

"Hold that Bill of Rights still!! I don't want to miss the last few."

There a little scripation uhhh I mean inscripulation here that says "insert in ass and rotate."

but your mother wouldn't allow it. She figured you'd follow Old Cheney on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did...

I can do in more than one person with forty wacks.

Kranky Canuck

"Back in May 2001, I said, 'For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings....this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.' Now I's just found the solution. We'll whack those shooting non-fatals to death. He he."

"Back in May 2001, I said, 'For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings....this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.' Now I's just found the solution. We'll whack those shooting non-fatals to death. He he."

Too bad he isn't running with that thing.

"In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying."
- Bertrand Russell -

I hope nobody told these guys that I've been practicing all week.

I know Tiger Wood and he's no Tiger Wood!

What's on the tee?

Did anybody tell Bush that when he lowers the sword it means he's given me the twins in marriage?

Hee! Hee! Bush? He got a swing like a girl!

Back in Texas we have electric can openers for this sort of thing.

Sure I'll fill in there, pardner! What happened to the regular executioner?

Is this how I hold it? Hie! I am now a Swordsman!! All Hail Israel! ALL HAIL ISRAEL! ALL HAIL ISRAEL! Oh, sorry bout that, heh heh, you know, OH, how many billions can I give YOU to keep this a Secret???

"Bigger than dad's, heh, heh, heh."

...except for the average American voter.

Hat tip to Leonard Cohen.

I have an inkling as a nation we're finally beginning to get it, perhaps.

"...and thanks for all your help with those 9/11 hijackers..."

"Okay, y'all... Now watch this... This is where I cut off the balls of Congress... Oh... ooops... Um... Uh... Say, Uncle Dick? I think I, uh... umm.. We'll... Sorry 'bout that... I wasn't aiming for the head of the Amerian people... But I... Well, I... I guess I did... Heh, heh... Just like that... It wasn't so bad though... Heh, heh... No child left behind... Heh, heh... Hang on now... It's not what you think... I din't chop up 3500 soldiers for fun... It wassn't my fault. It was an accident... Howw can I call it an accident? I'm the decider. I decide when it's an accident... And I'm a Christian... Why would I lie?"

"...you don't think they'd give me a real sword to play with?"

Does he have to threaten a Saudi to finally get impeached?

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indeterminacy.blogspot.com

U.S Constitution, once the Senate passes S.1959 and I sign it, you really will be just a piece of paper, I will still play the fool, but dick Cheney will become Adolph Hitler Cheney.

Children shouldn't be allowed to play with knives.

"In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying."
- Bertrand Russell -

.....Right up Amerka's ass, heh heh heh......that's where this point's goin'.

Well looky there, even this big ass knife was made in China..He He

Cut Brush...Then Fall On It.

HAHAHAHAHa. I guess it's lucky you already got 83 children.