Mike Huckabee Says God is Pushing His Poll Numbers Up

BUZZFLASH EDITOR'S BLOG

Mark Karlin, Editor and Publisher, BuzzFlash.com

December 1, 2007

We received a memo from Liberty "Falwell" University on November 30th, signed by Jonathan Falwell, son of the recently deceased Jerry -- and now overseer of the vast Liberty University/Moral Majority corporate empire.

According to Jonathan Falwell, presidential aspirant Mike Huckabee believes that it is God, not himself, who is behind his rise in the polls: "Mr. Huckabee also said that Divine providence was responsible for his recent surge in the polls in Iowa, as he noted that he is the candidate with much less capital firepower than his rivals."

Former Arkansas Governor Huckabee made his comments during a recent visit to the "hallowed" grounds of the Liberty University campus.

Huckabee mightily impressed "Falwell the Second" when he also "identified the 'fanatic religious zealotry' of Islamo-fascism as a 'real threat' that must be confronted to protect the American way of life."

Heck, if you replaced the phrase "Islamo-fascism" with "Christian fundamentalism" you would arrive at the same threat to American society!

Mr. "Falwell the Second's" e-mail about Mr. Huckabee's visit is posted on the appropriately named Falwell.com website for your perusal.

But, we would like to note that the former Arkansas Governor and Baptist minister so moved Jonathan Falwell that the son of Jerry proclaimed: "I love this nation. And I want to do my part to share Christ with as many people as possible. This truly is the only way we will see America return to its full greatness."

So, the Constitution and democracy have nothing to do with making America great; it is all due to the missionary work and imposition of personal beliefs on this nation by intolerant and extremist fundamentalists.

If Jonathan Falwell is correct, then why even have an election?

Can't we just leave it to Jesus and God to sort it out?

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How will the Huckster react when God rejects him and he doesn't win the nomination? Will he stop using the LORD's name in vain?

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No More Theologs!

The last thing this country needs is another Theolog in the White House. The issue is this guy may be the real deal. Not a phony fundamentalist like Bush. Huckabee may be far worse for our national credibility on this front.

Nonquam Alieno CCCXLIII IX XI MMI

HUCKAPPEAL!

YOU LEFT WING LUNATICS HAD BETTER WAKE UP! APART FROM BEING PRO-LIFE & ANTI-SAME SEX MARRIAGE GOVERNOR HUCKABEE STANDS FOR EVERYTHING YOU LIBERAL LEFT WINGERS ADORE: ENVIRONMENT, GLOBAL WARMING, HEALTH CARE, ETC

ITS THE REPUBLICANS THAT ARE SCARED OF HIM - NOT DEMOCRATS. HUCKABEE WILL WIN BECAUSE HE CAN RUN ORATORY CIRCLES AROUND HILLARY & OPRAMA. THIS IS ONE MODERATE DEMOCRAT WHO WILL VOTE FOR HIM!

HucKabee is ready to pollinate .....??

A threat to Dems?? More like a chew toy. This guy is proving to be about as loony as Pat Robertson.

On Stephapolis he went into a bizarre and elaborate comparison, comparing himself to a honey bee who travels around pollinating all the flowers/voters.

But then he really stuck his proboscis in the wrong hole when he said Dick Morris was one of the greatest campaign strategists EVER!

Eewwwwwww!

Nationalism is not terrorism. And an adversary is not an enemy.

Huckabee: A True Threat to Dems

The Dems are worried that a real candidate might rise to the top of the Republican party. Romney and Guiliani are a complete joke. They are just Democrats on the right. But then there's Huckabee. He'd actually raise taxes, balance the budget and tell the truth unlike any of our previous 5 administrations. He's a real candidate. Someone who could beat either of the very flawed candidates of Mrs Bill Clinton or Oprama. Huckabee is a candidate who can relate to the majority of American's who can elect the next President. The Clintonian tactics of 'seek and destroy' are tried and true and seem to be alive and well here. The fact is that if Huckabee's platform continues to gain prominence, it would be a sad day for either Bill's Wife or Oprama.

You can't be serious?!

...or may be you are.

Oh, my gosh.

Huckabee the Huckster

Do not let this man get the presidency.

If you thought bush was too far to the religious wacko right, just wait for this guy to reveal his true self. He is a very dangerous man because he fully believes that god directs every little thing in the world - including poll numbers. That is just fucking scary.

As president, he would likely continue to kill innocent Muslims, simply because of their faith - and he might even intensify the crusade against non-christians.

Be afraid, be very afraid of this man and of those who will vote for him. Hiding behind christianity to commit religious genocide is natural for him and his ilk.

I'm more concerned...

...about the "fanatic religious zealotry" of christofascists in THIS country, who have far more power to destroy our lives than Osama could EVER hope for. God save us all from stupid people who feel they can descry the word and will of God.

Huckabee needs to read the U.S. Constitution

Article. VI.

Clause 3: The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.

Just what part of this clause of Article Six of The United States Constitution doesn't Huckabee understand?

In a Word

Hubris!

OPEN LETTER TO Gov.

OPEN LETTER TO Gov. Huckabee:

Dear Mike,
If your God expresses his will through polls, then...
--you are ready, of course, to completely repudiate President George W. Bush who is setting a record for below 40% approval. God is showing his displeasure, right?
--you must feel that country is going very very wrong, since God has maintained a 75% "heading in the wrong directions" in all polls. Since polls also show that the American people think we should never have gotten into Iraq and disapprove of the war, why do you continue to support it and consequently subvert God?
--you will be cheering for the Ohio State Buckeyes. God put them back atop the BCS poll and into the national championship game!
The Bible and polls. God is speaking to us, or at least to you, all the time!
ProfPaul