GOP Contempt: What This Election Is Coming Down To

THE FIFTH COLUMNIST by P.M. Carpenter

Is the Republican well of contempt for the American voter bottomless? I'm not asking about mere tactical cynicism. In politics, that's a given, it seems to me. No, I mean contempt -- a profound, institutional contempt that knows no final depth.

This is no idle speculation or query. With every passing day of this presidential campaign the GOP pushes one more Democrat, one more independent, one more thoughtful conservative to ask the very same question and for damn good reason. The GOP is daring us in so many ways and on so many fronts.

I almost didn't even ask, principally for the simple reason that the affirmative seems so bloody obvious. I mean, who isn't asking the question and drawing the same conclusive answer?

It's hardly unique or insightful for any commentator to note in any column on any given day anymore that McCain-Palin 2008 is beginning to make George W. Bush look honorable. It's that bad. Whereas Bush & Co. in 2000 and 2004 scraped the bottom of the contemptuous well, McCain & Co. is backhoeing it.

It's got so bad, even the mainstream media are beginning to take note. For instance this morning the New York Times on the front page -- the front page, mind you, the one that some voters actually see and on a slow day perhaps even read -- writes of the avalanche of criticism being dumped on McCain "from Democrats, independent groups and even some Republicans for regularly stretching the truth in attacking Senator Barack Obama
’s record and positions."

True, the euphemistic "stretching the truth" terminology is less than ideal or semantically accurate, but this is progress, I'd say. The front page. I'm impressed.

What was exceptionally impressive was that the degenerating content of McCain's character is now being put on the record from Republican sources. Naturally one can always lift a quotable quote about GOP scurrility from a Democrat or neutral observer, but when the conservative homefolks start publicly complaining, you know things are brushing the apocalyptic.

Sen. Orrin Hatch, for example -- and remember, this is one of the original New Righters who once believed in the supremacy of the lowest tactics -- said in a Friday interview on a New York news channel (and quoted by the NYT) that the McCain camp's interpretation of Obama’s "lipstick on a pig" comment was "ridiculous." As in, subject to ridicule -- this, from a McCain surrogate no less.

And said one "Republican advertising strategist," by name (Don Sipple): "The last month, for sure, I think the predominance of liberty taken with truth and the facts has been more McCain than Obama." And Mr. Sipple is on McCain's side -- he makes his living from McCain's side. For now.

Yet what has been, is, and forever shall remain the absolute Platonic Ideal of GOP contempt for the American electorate is the Mortimer Snerd candidacy of blank-slate Sarah Palin.

Being, as noted, ethereally contemptuous, this one is beyond description in down-to-earth English. There are simply no words that can fully capture the essence of McCain's insult to voters in choosing Ms. Palin, and the dropped-jaw validation of this proposition came, of course, in her Charlie Gibson "interview."

Truly, what can one say? How can one survey that on-air display of utter ignorance and casual bellicosity in mere words?

Here was an individual, submitted to voters as the potential caretaker of thousands of megatons of world-ending power, who didn't recognize the two-word description of U.S. foreign policy for the last seven years.

Here was an individual who, when asked if war with Russia over a U.S.-strategically insignificant piece of land might be necessary, could calmly, off-handedly respond, "Perhaps so."

Here was an individual who told Mr. Gibson she "would never presume to know God's will," yet assures her fellow churchgoers that U.S. troops in Iraq are "on a task that is from God."

Unstinting ignorance, unbridled jingoism and delusional thinking. Sound familiar? And after eight years of it, sound even worse than familiar? Sound like "Change is coming"?

Oh, it's coming, all right. As the national conversation increasingly shifts from GOP charges to an examination of GOP charges and their contemptuous deployment, independent voters should start abandoning McCain-friendly territory en masse.

Because there's just no way to put, and keep without smearing, lipstick on McCain-Palin's virtual promise of World War III and the Great Depression II.

I have to believe that, at least for another 50-odd days, even while retaining my unshakable belief in democratic ineptitude. The alternative is just too depressing.

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THE FIFTH COLUMNIST by P.M. Carpenter

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CORPORATE CONTROLED MEDIA.

I saw again today on CNN, FOX'S sister station. Wolf-E boy had a spokesperson for McCain and Obama. McCain spokesperson ran off the mouth all the time amd Obama spokesperson sat ther like a bump on a log. When she was ready to say any thing Wolf-E boy would say lets move on. Just like with GORE and KERRY when in the H--- are you people going to wake up and see that the CORPORATE CONTROLED MEDIA is out to see that McCain sits in the White House come November. I say lets hold the CCM feet to the fire this time and Never let them FORGET THAT THEY ARE THE ONES that put the REPUBLICANS back in the White House. Also Lets Dirty McCains name so much when he wins that it will take forever for McCain and the REPUBLICAN PARTY to clean the MUDD off. The PERSON that Spoke for Obama I think was D.D. Myers, what a joke. Alos lets Link McCain and LIE-berman to Rove(TURD BLOSSOM). Let the Mudd slinging BEGIN.

THIS ELECTION IS JUST ANOTHER FRAUD

AMERIKA THAT HAS MURDERED OVER 650,000 INNOCENT PEOPLE THROUGH WARS OF AGRESSION, LIES AND CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY; THAT HAS ALLOWED ITS FUNDAMENTAL FREEDOMS OF SPEECH, PRESS, PRIVACY, AND ASSOCIATION TO BE DESIGNATED CRIMES AND VIOLENTLY BRUTALIZED BY THE POLICE STATES IN DENVER AND ST. PAUL; THAT HAS ALLOWED DIEBOLT, ESS, FOX NEWS, CNN, AND LOBBYISTS GALORE TO PERVERT ITS DEMOCRACY TO PLUTOCRACY; AND, THAT PERMITS EXXON-MOBILE TO SHUT DOWN ITS FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO BLACKMAIL CONGRESS INTO PERMITING OFFSHORE DRILLING DOESN'T DESERVE CHANGE! IT DESERVES PUNISHMENT, PUNISHMENT AND MORE PUNISHMENT!! VOTE MCCAIN/PALIN!

Remember who we're dealing with....

The dumbing down of the voting American public, alas, means it doesn't matter how reasonable or apparent the truth becomes. Simple-minded, intellectually-shallow people will vote for simple-minded, intellectually-shallow candidates, because they all speak in short sentences. They will only pay attention to short, simple messages that are repeated over and over. They don't have the attention span to pay attention to what the papers have to say. It has to be repeated over and over on Faux News. The under-educated American public is going to head for the polls in droves, and if that isn't enough, the rethugs are purging the Democratic voter registrations by the hundred-thousands, and programming the voting machines. I agree. McCain/Palin will cause the death of our democracy and our country, but I don't know how we can stop it.

"It's hardly unique or

"It's hardly unique or insightful for any commentator to note in any column on any given day anymore that McCain-Palin 2008 is beginning to make George W. Bush look honorable." I wonder about the sort of person who sees a cold-blooded mass murderer--someone who literally breaks the law against murder, day after day after day, and enjoys himself heartily in the process--as more honorable even than John McCain and Sarah Palin. Do they have no sense of the scope of Bush's crime? Was Ted Bundy more honorable than John McCain?

Contempt?

So why is this new? Is Sarah Palin really any worse than Dan Quayle? The GOP in the person of GWB has systematically and transparently dismantled the Constitution by, among many other things, the unchallenged use of signing statements to overrule Congress. Yet impeachment remains "off the table." Who wouldn't be contemptuous of the electorate and their representatives? If it wasn't obvious before the Republican Convention it certainly was after that the US of A is a virtual police state. Protest has become terrorism. Absurd. Laughable if it wasn't an indication that the thugs have taken over using the same dog-eared playbook employed by Adolph Hitler. REICHSTAG FIRE=9/11; BOLSHEVIKS=TERRORISTS; ENABLING ACT=PATRIOT ACT; WARS OF AGGRESSION=WARS OF AGGRESSION; FASCISM=CORPORATISM; ANTI-JEWISH RANTS=ANTI-ISLAMIC RANTS. And they've gotten away with it. Of course they are contemptuous. And we, the primary authors of the Nuremberg Tribunal, foolishly believed it couldn't happen here.

That's the problem on both sides

This is yet another "You have to vote for me because, however bad I am, the other guy is worse", lesser-of-two-evils, corporate-run charade of an election.

McCain is using dishonest tactics? Of course he is! But what is Obama doing? He's lying, too, just not as flagrantly.

Picking Palin fo VP is insulting? Well, it shows that McCain is playing to his base; you know, the uneducated and ignorant bigots. So what does Obama do? He picks someone guaranteed to infuriate his base of anti-war, anti-corporate-piracy progressives and liberals.

This "change" is all smoke and no fire; Obama is just barely better than McCain on most issues, and worse on some. If we want him to win, we better start pushing him back to the left side of center, and fast.

A McCain/Palin Win = Doomsday

"Based on?" "Perpetual war and global warming." "The answer being?" "We elect someone president who's going to dismantle Empire-USA plus turning things around here at home." "And then what sort of world?" "It'll be up to us."

good news/bad news

Here’s what terrifies me now. If America finally wakes up and all but the career Ignorati are perceived as on the verge of sweeping McCain-Palin into the dustbin, what is Karl Rove’s plan B? As we know, nothing is off his table. What is on the table? A stage-managed reason for a nuclear attack on Iran or wherever? Release of a killer virus? Plan C? Rove is scared of an Obama victory with every globule of his being. Not only would the floodgates open for the reclaiming of our republic, but his own sorry ass would be in a sling. Or, more accurately, in the slammer. I hold out hope that faced with the tsunami, they would not risk bringing on a bloody insurrection. Instead, they would plea bargain and gather strength for an onslaught to bring down the Obama administration. I would further hope that we would not have a giddy celebration and think all is now well. Day one must be November 5 for all of us. This mess can’t be straightened out for many, many years. And when the slime life crawls out from under its rock, it needs to be eradicated. Never again!

Neocon Tall Tales

http://laudemgloriae.blogspot.com/2008/03/mccain-and-pnac.html......McCain is a neocon tool. McCain-Palin is an alternate reality created for the "base" (the old warrior and the hockey mom save the world!). Truth has no relevance in the story, just winning. The way to beat them is to tear down their fortress of lies, expose them for their real agenda (global hegemony), and prosecute THE CRIMES ALREADY COMMITTED by their other tools - the Bush administration and their co-conspirators in Congress and the Supreme Court. Otherwise, like before, they will slink off and start planning their next hostile takeover. "The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder" by Vincent Bugliosi is a good start.

A ray of hope

I do sense a change coming in the media coverage of the campaign, and we owe it all to the benighted VP candidate, Sarah Palin. Palin's glaring lack of qualifications for the second highest office in the land, let alone the highest, as well as her well-documented extremist/wacko positions on any number of issues seem to have sent a wave of shock through the semicomatose stenographers who pass for journalists in this country. But what has really shaken them from their slumber is the fact that the McCain campaign has erected a protective wall around Palin, thus limiting the press's access to her. This they see as an act of utter disrespect for their noble profession, and it has led them to question the assumptions upon which the McCain campaign is based, most notably that McCain is a true patriot who puts "country first." Now, perhaps, they are beginning to see that McCain puts McCain first and that he is willing to place the nation in jeopardy in the pursuit of his own political ambition. McCain's choice of Palin as his running mate is now regarded by some in the press as cynical and reckless, whereas just one week ago it was considered shrewd. One can only hope that this will mean that McCain will no longer be the recipient of unquestioned respect and trust and that the press will henceforth scrutinize him with the eyes of a skeptic, which is what good journalism is all about.

Thanks for sharing your optimism.

Everything that P.M. states is perfectly logical and, in a world that runs on logic, would be an accurate forecast of future events. But the evidence before our eyes tells us that it is not so. The simple fact that McCain is virtually even with Obama at this stage of the race attests to the fact that millions of voters are so clueless and incapable of separating fact from fiction that they are easy marks for the masters of manipulation who are running the McCain campaign. While there have been some recent sitings of journalists poking their heads from their caves to sniff the stench of the McCain campaign, few of them will notice that the stench is rising from the excrement that is caked on their own shoes. And there is so much more excrement yet to come that it will require a bulldozer just to clear a path through it. I am still cautiously optimistic but depressed over the fact that there is a need to be cautious.

A GOP Laboratory Experiment

As much as these know-nothing repugs actually abhor science of any kind, they are actually performing an experiment of sorts, the seed of which was sewn by Orwell, and the necessity of which is being determined by the future demographic doom of the Republican Party. In a decade or two there won't be enough whites to sustain the party, and the GOP damn sure doesn't want to change its policies, so how can they possibly win future elections? By creating their own reality of course. And not just theirs, but as many others' as they can. I'm not sure if they are using the input of cognitive scientists or simply relying on their own evil guts for advice, but I believe they are doing an experiment to--first--see how much lying they can tactically get away with in this particular election--but strategically, long-term, to see how his constant stream of incessant lying affects the human brain, specifically, the Independent voter brain. They already know the average republican will wallow in and revere whatever reality the GOP elites give them. So, the question is--to what extent can they actually create a reality out of wholecloth, one based on constant, mammoth lying of the sort usually reserved for bizzaro world, and get the INDEPEDENT BRAIN to buy it. Because this is the future of the Republican Party. Their issues and ideology have been discredited. The long-term strategic purpose of all this lying is to literally make it impossible to seperate fact from fiction, to actually change the synapses of the brain, change human DNA in this area to the extent that it will be replicated and passed to future generations of Rovebots. If they are successful, perhaps they can rely on this new genetic makeup to persuade enough of the Independents to their "cause" in order to cobble together future electoral college victories. Am I crazy? Perhaps. Paranoid? Maybe. But I put nothing past these people. Just look at what you can see with your own eyes. These warped, evil, Rovian strategist/brain-fuckers have turned the entire Republican Party into a huge fantasy cult. And now they're after the Independents. They have literally become a lying cancer on the body politic and an enemy of reality itself. Regardless of who wins this election, I'd like someone to explain to me how this wonderful experiment in democracy called America can long-last when fully half of the electorate lives in a parallel universe.

About Schmidt

McCain's main campaign man runs a ruthless game. It's about winning at any cost. Unfortunately it worked for Shrub and look what it got us. It is working for McCain. Schmidt has no scruples or integrity, and is not concerned about the welfare of the country. He only cares about winning. Sadly, too many of the electorate aren't smart enough to differentiate truth from lies, are gullible, and prejudiced.

GOP sneering scorn & contempt for American voters IS bottomless

PM, this is not a tough academic challenge or inscrutable philosophical debate.... YES, Republican SCORN, CONTEMPT, LOATHING, and denigration of American citizens (much less foreign citizens) IS bottomless.

It is, quite simply, the old SLAVERY agenda. We Americans are still, to this day, reluctant and loath to CONFRONT the truth - that the Deep South ONLY gave up the economic & social institution of CHATTEL SLAVERY under FORCE OF ARMS, and that even today - much less for the past 100 years of the post-reconstruction SEGREGATION era - there are thousands upon millions of White Southerners who would GO BACK to SEGREGATION, if not SLAVERY, in a New York second if it were politically feasible.

Indeed, America's multi-billion dollar "WAR ON DRUGS" is a pretty close approximation to slavery... if you run afoul of corrupt cops, prosecutors, and judges in some districts deep in Mississippi, Georgia, Louisiana, Texas (or throughout America) you COULD EASILY BE RAILROADED INTO PRISON for the 10, 15 years or life. This is not a theoretical construct - look at the infamous Louisiana District Attorney (prosecutor) who told Black students at a mixed high school in a rural parish that he could "ERASE YOUR LIFE with the STROKE OF A PEN," or the corrupt, lying prosecutor in the Duke university rape scandal who was perfectly willing to RAILROAD some Duke University students, for no reason more than to get some fame and prosecutor scalps under his belt!

But more to the point is America's foreign policy. America's third president, Thomas Jefferson, sent the fledgling US Navy to the northern coast of Africa, to fight the Barbary Coast pirates, slavers, and Islamic warlords there. Those were the battles where the US Marine corps got the lines "we will fight for RIGHT and FREEDOM... from the halls of Montezuma, to the SHORES OF TRIPOLI" in the Marine corps hymn.
But at the very same time the US Navy & Marines were "fighing for Right & Freedom" on the North Africa coast, the US Navy was riding shotgun on America's merchant fleet RUNNING SLAVE TRADING voyages from Africa's east coast ports.

That is, America's Navy and merchant marine WERE ENCOURAGING FOREIGN WARS - slave raids to capture slaves - and BRIBING foreign dictators to maintain that slave trade. It is, 200 years later, the very MODEL of Dick Cheney's Neo-Con "war uber alles" foreign policy.

This DICHOTOMY - good (freedom) vs evil (slavery) is at the heart and soul of the American experience, and is the foundation of Dick Cheney's overseas warmongering, aka the "Bush doctrine", i.e. PRE-EMPTIVE WARS to KILL ANYONE, ANYWHERE that opposes Amerian miltiary and economic hegemony ... which, as is run by US corporations, is often EXPLOITATION and economic sabotage.

Indeed, the MODEL for Cheney Imperialism/the Bush Doctrine, predates even the US slave trade, and is right out of the American Revolution itself - THE EAST INDIA TEA Company!

The Boston Patriots did not toss all that East India Tea Co. tea into Boston harbor because they were upset about tea prices...they tossed the cargo into Boston harbor because the East India Company HAD A ROYAL MONOPOLY on TRADE between the colonies and India & Asia... a MONOPOLY that was CRUSHING both America's fledgling INDUSTRY, and our fledgling merchant fleet.

Over in China & India, the East India Tea Company and its Royal government sponsors were FAR MORE RUTHLESS than even in the American colonies... by using economic enslavement rules forced on India by the British conquest, the British FORCED Indian rural peasants to PRODUCE OPIUM under SLAVE LABOR conditions, which opium the BRITISH ROYAL NAVY _FORCED_ CHINA TO IMPORT, at point of guns, murder, addiction, and death.

Far from being a paragon of "MORAL VALUES," QUEEN VICTORIA was actually history's GREATEST EVER DRUG-PUSHER!

And, during her reign, ONE-POINT FIVE MILLION Irish men, women, and children died of FAMINE and related causes (disease) - AS English ABSENTEE LANDLORDS demanded that their estates in Ireland EXPORT GRAIN from the island, AT THE HEIGHT OF THE FAMINE!

To understand the depths of hatred and loathing the Ameican right-wing feels today towards poor Americans (much less 'brown-skins' caught up in America's wars overseas), one need merely read the LONDON TIMES accounts of the Great Irish Famine, and read the editorials about how "economic conditions" DEMANDED that English absentee landlords EXPORT GRAIN from Ireland at the very height of the famine.
Queen Victoria, from an Irish POV of the late 1840s, was a GENOCIDAL, larcenous tyrant!

Today, the only thing that has changed is that Irish Americans are now part of the ruling elite here in America (O'Reilly, Hannity, thousands of other influential Righties of Irish descent) that seek to export similar "KILL THE NATIVES and TAKE THEIR GRAIN" economic policies, not from Queen Victoria's royal government, but from the allegedly "democratic" government and businesses of the United States of America.

One last historical precedent reveals the LOATHING and CONTEMPT Right-Wing Americans have for their fellow Americans and the world:

- THE MISSISSIPPI FLOOD of 1927.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/flood/timeline/timeline2.html

In a nutshell, as the massive flood WIPED OUT crops and entire towns and cities for hundreds of square miles of the Mississippi delta, White plantation owners USED the disaster AS AN EXCUSE to round up Black agricultural workers UNDER POINT OF GUN - sherriff's deputies, hired whites, and even boy-scouts - to HOLD the workers IN DE FACTO SLAVERY repairing the dikes and levees under shotgun. In most cases, the White plantation owners and authorities WITHHELD NATIONAL disaster AID FROM the workers, or (what else) SOLD IT to them at extortionate prices.

The cruel and grisly tactics the authorities and wealthy elite used in the '27 flood now have a new name in current American politics: see Naomi Klein's "SHOCK DOCTRINE: the Rise of DISASTER CAPITALISM.
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20050502/klein

i.e. VULTURE capitalism, PRETENDING to be like Jesus, as businessmen and US financial authorities swoop in to LOOT, PLUNDER, and EXTORT the local economies, often put under duress by no more than sweetheart loans made by US banks and lenders (WTO, World Bank) that ballon and make the target nation, region, or city DEFAULT, forcing firesale prices of a nation's genuinely valuable assets at pennies on the dollar.

Vulture-, disaster-, extortion-, or SLAVE PLANTATION-Capitalism is described in John Perkin's book, "CONFESSIONS of an ECONOMIC HIT MAN"
http://www.amazon.com/Confessions-Economic-Hit-John-Perkins/dp/1576753018

Bush, Cheney, and McCain's APALLING response to Hurricane Katrina flooding (which actually occured when the FEDERAL LEVEES failed LONG after Hurricane Katrina had passed) was THE Right-Wing Economic Model for America!

The Democrats should air photos of Pres. Bush FLYING A BIRTHDAY CAKE, at US TAXPAYER EXPENSE, to Arizona to CELEBRATE JOHN McCain's BIRTHDAY, _while_ US taxpayers and citizens in Katrina were being overwhelmed by the twin plagues of rising floodwaters and Bush's mercenary "security contractors" depriving those citizens of the disaster relief that they were due as American citizens.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRar6yKZE8g

PM, you would think that the Democratic Party 'leadership', ensconced in their government offices in Washington, and funded by at least $200 million Dem. voter & donor dollars every election season, could make these above arguments more forcefully than I have just tried to do, but, no-ooo, another election season, another election where the Dem party leaves it up to individual candidates and independents (such as bloggers like us) to point out just how inherently cruel & corrupt the Bush-Cheney-McCain GOP agenda truly is.

Right On!

Fantastic post, that gets to the real heart of darkness of the matter. Thank you vvvc1, for your research and for the skill of your writing. I hope you blog, and if so, will direct Buzzflash readers to more of your gems. Perkins and Klein would be honored.

TAKING THE GLOVES OFF ! !

35. 5 YEARS POW... and all he gets is this lousy TSHIRT ? seniority will let him be SENIOR POW next time The negative and often exaggerated or misleading claims being made about Obama and Delaware Sen. Joe Biden, especially those playing on Palin’s gender, are just too irresistible for the process-consumed online and cable news media that now drives the campaign conversation, Weaver said. “Unless there is a hurricane, they’re going to cover it,” he observed. Adds Terry Nelson, McCain’s former campaign manager: “It works in part because Obama responds to it.” FINE-F"ING-LY TAKING OFF THE GLOVES..... now go kick MCCAIN/PALIN in their NUTZ !!!

Meet Contempt with Resistance

If he does not win, we will need to organize resistance to Republican rule in the halls of Congress, in our churches, synagogues, mosques, temples, schools, unions, community organizations, in the streets or wherever it is appropriate. Our nation's future is at stake here. It's time to draw the line. Enough is enough.

Contempt? Only the Beginning!

If Obama doesn't win this fall, there is a revolution coming. There are rumblings emerging in the foreign media reporting the world is against continuing Bush policies should McCain-Palin win.

There is only one tangible thing the spins the Republican world - money. Lots of money. It is so important to them that they actually pushed for a court ruling to define political donations as free speech. Once this was accomplished, those with money had another reason to look down on the rest who had no money but still thought we could speak as freely as our economic superiors.

Money is only a tool used to gain even more power, and the rest of the world is tired of being on the wrong end of it being wielded by incompetents. Their rage is growing, and with the Chinese now interested in buying up the remnants of Lehman Brothers, a major section of the American economy is being captured without a defensive shot fired. It is only the beginning, as the rest of the world will soon line up for their kilo of American economic flesh, and we will have the Republicans (along with their pet running dog Democrats Lieberman and the Clintons) to thank for this.

A revolution is coming ...?

... if Obama doesn't win?

Puhhhh ..... leeeeez.

Ease up on the hopium before it does any more damage.

Oh .......... and lumping the Clintons in with Republicans and Lieberman?

Too stupid for words.

As One Clearly Without A Clue...

... stupid is about all you know.

Go back to sleep. So sorry to have disturbed you.

Thanks, but you didn't disturb me ...

Apocryphal fantasies about the Clintons being like Liberman/Republicans - and the revolution that is coming if Obama loses - always help me fall asleep.

Like any good "fairy tale" ..... great for sleeping, but children are the only ones that believe them.