Liberals and the Attack Game

THE FIFTH COLUMNIST by P.M. Carpenter

Clarence Page, the Chicago Tribune's liberal columnist, chimed in yesterday on the officially slated Question of the Week -- "Why isn't [Barack Obama] further ahead in the polls?" -- with, it seemed to me, a singularly noteworthy observation.

Noteworthy, not so much for what Mr. Page did say, but what he didn't say, or, to be even more oblique in this introduction, just how he didn't say it.

Page tendered a passel of "big reasons" why Obama isn't blowing his antediluvian opponent of ancient wrongheadedness clean out of the waters. In toto, these reasons ranged from the utterly outré (such as the McCain camp's diversionary playing of the "skinniness" card) to the soundly familiar, the most familiar of which, of course, is the always troublesome issue of race.

But within this mix he also let fly a two-line observation that packed a powerful peek, I thought, into the too-genteel mind of the liberal opposition. Wrote Page:

I think a big reason is McCain's refusal to be scary or outrageous enough.... He has maintained enough of his maverick image to resist Democratic efforts to re-brand him as Bush's third term.

I read that line twice, then thrice, for something within it appeared to be disturbingly askew.

And then it dawned on me, soon enough: Page had put the Republican candidate in the driver's seat.

McCain himself, you see, has refused to be scary or outrageous enough. McCain himself has managed to maintain his maverick image. McCain himself has resisted Democratic efforts at rebranding him.

But stop the presses, Mr. Page, because this isn't all McCain's doing.

Which is to say, you, Mr. Page, could have, or more properly should have, deployed the passive voice instead: McCain has been permitted to refuse the "outrageousness" factor and he's been allowed to maintain his maverick image, and so on.

In short, McCain is still flying roughly even with Obama because he hasn't been shot down. And that, as the entire cosmos knows, has been The Liberal Problem within universal memory. Conservatism's enemy is just too bloody civil.

This week we have witnessed a more aggressive stance on Obama's part -- finally -- and as a result, assuming Obama sticks with it, we should see McCain's numbers go lower.

But just how unaggressive Obama had been up to this point was driven home to me yesterday upon watching the battle-scarred Pat Buchanan, on MSNBC, I think it was, discuss Obama's tactical shift.

Rarely had I seen the former Nixon-Reagan aide gush over a candidate quite this much. He was damn near orgasmic. Obama, you see, had finally removed the gloves and was finally spilling some of McCain's blood. Buchanan was thrilling to it, and his only worry seemed to be that Obama would stop the thumping too soon. Obviously Buchanan is no partisan of Obama's; he just enjoyed the professional action.

It is that attitude that wins Republicans elections. To them, campaigning isn't mostly a blood sport -- it is, rather, nothing but. And the more sophisticated among them, such as -- love him or hate him -- the veteran Pat Buchanan, also love nothing more than to witness a top-tier opponent in action, in his finest form, in his bloodiest of moods.

It's a little like, You guys just figured this out? Christ, it's how we've been thrashing the bejesus out of you for 40 years. And had we, the no-holds-barred GOP breed, been running Obama's general election campaign, we can guarantee you that we would have permanently defined McCain, for McCain, before June's first week had expired. That mentally wobbly, warmongering, plutocratic flip-flopper would have had no opportunity to "refuse," "resist," or "maintain" anything of his own choosing. We would have been the ones -- the only ones -- in the driver's seat.

Every liberal knows all of this, is aware of the problem, and debates it endlessly every election. And while liberals debate, conservatives act. Every election. But perhaps this time around, something different?

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THE FIFTH COLUMNIST by P.M. Carpenter

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No more Mr. Nice Guy

Barack, let your inner pugnacious self out! You can’t win this election from the high road alone. Each time your opponent smears you and you respond with a denial, you;’re not coming off as a leader. Winning debate points won’t get you there. Take your gloves off. Hit him hard, hit him clean, hit him often. Put him on the ropes and don’t let up. He has nothing but smear and bluster. You have all the truth on your side. Point out his ignorance of geography, ethnic groups, economics. Juxtapose his many contradictory stands against each other. Bring up his lobbying contacts, his quid pro quo deals. Keating five. His ultra-luxurious living, his seven homes. His 300 page medical record for eyes only. A thorough debunking of his self-described maverick status. You don’t need to connect big Jim Hensley, his ex-con father-in-law, to his legislative behavior. Likewise with the cheating on his first wife, and the suspicious affiliation with the telecom lobbyist in 2000. But it sure would be nice if these sordid episodes could sometimes become common knowledge He will cry foul, but the public – especially the blue-collar and rural crowd - will applaud you as a fighter tough enough for the job: our ALPHA MALE. (Feminists, if it had been Hilary, I would be urging her to be the alpha female)

Just do it!

Obama can dance around McCain like a well remembered legendary sports hero Muhammed Ali in the ring with (?) some has been. But, don't drag it out, Barack, and don't make it too bloody, and keep it above the belt. Take him out and put him down for the count. It should be easy! Just, BAM! BAM! BAM! Do it humanely and nicely, if you must, but do it quickly. We must not wait for a "decision" by the "judges" in THIS battle for the White House!

Good doggie, fetch....

Finally someone had the nerve to write a thought-provoking article that questions why we're the ones who gotta be so nice all the time. It seems like in every election cycle we throw ourselves into our own briar trap of equivocations and explanations. The nauseating low point had to be John Kerry's campaign. Kerry never passed an opportunity to apologize and equivocate on every issue. Its a mentality that is part of the old Clinton 50%+1 calculus. Sneak in the back door. Don't seem angry or vindictive. Don't acknowledge your base becasue it will turn off voters...And whatever you do, DONT FIGHT BACK. Its a stategy that worked for exactly one politician--Bill Clinton (at the considerable expense to his own party). Dems are finally waking up that this stance will eventually doom them to irrelevance. In this coming fall campaign, judge Obama on what he says and how he says it. Republicans appeal to the smallest in human nature. We can do better while still slapping down the religio-psychotics.

nice liberals

Liberals and Democrats often are too nice to be effective. Politics is not about nice, it's about power and it takes strong passion, strategy and action to win a battle for this much power. Look how close Hillary came and how quickly Obama went to the mattresses to fight back and eke out a win. Go after McCain for his every failing....his strange courtship and marriage to Cindy, his role in the Keating scandal, and mostly his numerous policy mistakes and partnership with new best friend and strategist Karl Rove. We are in a battle for the life of our democracy and must act with passion and fervor. The good news is we don't even have to lie like the Repugs. McSame's courtship and marriage illustrate his inability to maintain cordial relationships....is that who we want making foreign policy? The Keating scandal shows how much he was in the pockets of lobbyist and will emphasize his current funding from big oil. You want to keep paying $4 a gallong for gas. We have the money to fight back and define McCain for the slime ball politician he is, we just need the courage to fight for our future.