Will Mike Huckabee be the First President to Visit the Creationism Museum?

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Mark Karlin, Editor and Publisher, BuzzFlash.com

December 5, 2007

By now, almost all BuzzFlash readers know that Mike Huckabee was one of three GOP candidates to hold up his hand when asked who disbelieved the theory of evolution at an early debate. (The other two were Tancredo and Brownback.)

Huckabee, a Baptist minister, has made no bones about how he believes in Creationism. When pressed on whether or not as president he would support the teaching of Creationism in schools, he bobs and weaves by saying that it is a state’s rights issue.

So, we suppose that Huckabee would have no problem at all with the agency that essentially functions as the Texas State Board of Education firing its director of science education. What was her offense? She merely had forwarded an e-mail about a lecture given by a professor who states the case that evolution is based in science. That’s right, the people responsible for oversight of public education in Texas terminated the employment of a professional teacher who had served "27 years as a science teacher and 9 years as the agency’s director of science" because she sent an e-mail about a talk on evolution!

Huckabee then will, if he becomes the Republican nominee – and God forbid, president – likely somewhere along the way visit the Creation Museum, which is going gangbusters in Petersburg, Kentucky.

According to a recent article:

1,500 to 4,000 visitors, including busloads from Christian schools and churches, stand in line for as long as an hour to wander 60,000 square feet of animatronic exhibits presenting the Bible's creation story as fact.

It's been six months since the Creation Museum opened to crowds and protests, and the controversial attraction has proven more popular than even organizers had predicted.

Halfway into its first year, it is on the verge of surpassing its projected yearlong attendance goal of 250,000. Officials now expect nearly 400,000 people to pass through the doors by year's end.

"It's been a surprise," said spokeswoman Melany Ethridge, who attributed it to the dramatic exhibits and ongoing media interest from Europe and elsewhere.

At least 10,000 people have paid for year-round access. …

The $27-million facility drew worldwide attention for its claims that the Earth is 6,000 years old, not billions; that dinosaurs and man coexisted; and that geologic features such as the Grand Canyon and fossils were created in a global flood provoked by Adam's and Eve's original sin.

Just imagine what a visit by President Huckabee would do for attendance!

Just yesterday, the Christian Science Monitor reported that America’s teens rank 29th in science worldwide. Bush has helped us start our travel backwards into the dark ages; just think what a giant prehistoric step a President Huckabee would make in moving us back to the pre-enlightenment days of yore.

As a former Kentucky science teacher noted in a learned and compelling December 2nd op-ed in the Louisville Courier-Journal: "We do not need citizens who are closed-minded, anti-knowledge fundamentalists who want to see the world move closer to the Biblical prophecies of an Armageddon. (AIG [the museum’s creators] also believes in a literal interpretation of the Book of Revelation.) Unfortunately, the creation museum in Northern Kentucky has been very successful at encouraging their non-thinking, anti-reasoning philosophy, especially among young, dinosaur-loving children. Inaction in this matter may come back to haunt us in the future."

The science teacher laments, "The tax-exempt ministry, Answers in Genesis, and its new $28 million creation museum in Boone County has become the de facto source of science information to thousands of Christians who are throwing away reason and 500 years of scientific inquiry and replacing it with ignorant dogma."

A Huckabee presidency would mean that nation that came of age in the world because of its innovations in technology and science will recede into the backwaters of Bible thumping, as science is further eroded in the name of "Holy Scripture."

But Huckabee wants to allay our concerns.

We hear that he was disapproving of the way that George W. Bush mishandled the Hurricane Katrina recovery. Apparently, Huckabee would have saved everyone by floating Noah’s Ark down the Mississippi and letting the residents of New Orleans board two-by-two.

Now that’s a creative Creationist!

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Don't forget...

...to take a ride on one of those Dinosaurus drives. We know through the creationists that the first humans rode those animals to work.

We're already in the dark ages

I would be very surprised if Huckabee wins the Republican nomination, much less the presidency. But no one should be dismissive of any candidate at this stage. His views have to be taken seriously because they represent a majority of Americans. Any president in 2008 will have to take the creationist movement seriously, even if reluctantly and (behind the scenes) scornfully.

Prepare to remain in the minority if you believe in science and reason, for the foreseeable future. Creationists are using their political and financial muscle to enforce their beliefs without apology or subterfuge. The "wedge strategy" of creationists will turn into a blunt theocracy in which the teaching of the theory of evolution in school will be illegal. It's just a matter of time and the right Supreme Court nominations.

Christians and their views aren't persecuted: they are the majority religion in the United States by a very wide margin yet they still retain the same "we're just a poor minority voice in the wilderness" persecution complex they've had since Jesus' time (hence, we get the conspiracy theory documentary "Expelled".)

The Creationist museum represents their views adequately, yet they still want to teach their views to other people's children, by force if necessary. A lack of representation in public schools has never stopped Christians from home-schooling and private-schooling, yet in the time-honored tradition of Christianity they won't stop until everyone is converted.

Eventually, rational, sane, intelligent people will have to home school their children if they want to teach them things that will help them be academically competitive, like evolution.

There is no help for the United States no matter who wins the presidency: the attendance numbers for the Creationist museum confirm that the U.S. will continue to sink into third world status as far as education is concerned.

It will become a simple equation: if you're poor, you will grow up believing in creationism, and that will ruin your opportunities to go to all but cheap community colleges. If you're rich, you will get a first-class ticket to quality schools, because you will get a competitive education that includes evolution.

Important issue

Yes, Huckabee is just a candidate. But he has a better chance than Tancredo (Brownback dropped out). The idea that someone who believes in "creationism" becoming a major party's candidate is a significant issue. After all, nobody has asked Bush about this topic. Maybe he already believes it. Then we do have a "president" who does believe in it. And that's a problem.

Huckster

Why are you confusing candidate with president?