April 19, 2006
Bush, Rumsfeld and Cheney Tell Americans: "Hell, No, We Won't Go! We Excel -- At Incompetence, Lying and Corruption. What More Do You Want From Us?"
A BUZZFLASH NEWS ANALYSIS
Well, who would have thunk it, but now it is clear -- after five years -- that Bush is a Renaissance failure. His skills at achieving disaster are quite diverse.
Let's see: he's the Commander-in-Thief; Liar-in-Chief; President of Failure; and now he's the Decider-in-Chief.
And what he has decided is that having stolen the election in 2000, appointed the Gerald Ford retreads of Rumsfeld and Cheney to Secretary of Defense and Vice President respectively, and led America down a ruinous path of war, death and deceit -- well, our own Alfred E. Neuman has decided Rumsfeld -- facing a virtual mutiny -- is doing a "heck of a job."
Bush's standard for appointees has always been loyalty first and incompetence second. But, you need to have both characteristics to serve in the Bush Administration.
Can you name us one person who is actually competent in the Bush Administration senior staff? Just one?
Come on, time is running out.
Bush needs to be surrounded by people at his level of mental disability, which means anyone who succeeds at anything is out of there because they are just showing off.
So, Bush today again supported Rumsfeld -- who has led a disastrous war and said so many contradictory things about his behavior and theories that it would make a toy terrier on speed stop dead in his tracks -- and Rumsfeld, mercy me, supported himself, telling us that no person is indispensable, but, by golly, we guess he thinks that he is. If someone has to run the world into the ground, doesn't Donald deserve the infamous honor?
Ah yes, another day in the Neverland of Bushworld.
When is Michael Jackson moving into the White House with his chimpanzee?
Oh, we already have a monkey living in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Whoops, we forgot.
A BUZZFLASH NEWS ANALYSIS
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