BuzzFlash News Analysis

November 17, 2005

Bush is Making the World Safe for Torture -- One Day at a Time 

A BUZZFLASH NEWS ANALYSIS

Bush has found his leadership niche. He's making the world safe for torture.

We supposedly liberated Iraq to stop torture, but then we started doing it in the same prison Saddam did it in. Meanwhile, the Shiite Iraqis said, "heck, if it's good enough for the Busheviks, it's good enough for us" and started torturing Sunnis. There were probably CIA operatives training them.

(BuzzFlash doesn't buy the spin that Americans "liberated" the latest torture jail. It was probably just about to be exposed in some paper, so the Busheviks did a pre-emptive shut down and blamed the Iraqis for everything.)

Let's be open-minded and "modern" about this, if torture is good enough for the White House, why shouldn't the Iraqis do it, again!

Okay, so now we've used chemical weapons in Iraq, made it a haven for terrorists, and brought back torture in a big way. Tell us again, why did we need to invade Iraq to stop these things?

Oh, silly BuzzFlash, we ask too many questions.

Oh, yeah, and six more American soldiers and countless Iraqis died yesterday.

"You're doing a heck of a job, Bushy." One heck of a job.

A BUZZFLASH NEWS ANALYSIS