BuzzFlash News Analysis

August 18, 2005

We Know What He's Reading ...

A BUZZFLASH NEWS ANALYSIS

The Thursday, August 18, 2005, gossip pages of The Chicago Tribune brashly boast that "We know what Bush is reading ..." The story goes:

When he isn't biking up hills or slashing overgrown brush, President Bush has 1,500 pages of reading material to fill his down time this month.

The White House said Bush took three heavy books with him on his five-week vacation at his ranch.

On the president's nightstand are: "The Great Influenza: The Epic Story of the Deadliest Plague in History," "Salt: A World History" and "Alexander II: The Last Great Tsar."

"Heavy"? Yes. Maybe he just needs a doorstop for the bedroom door.

Seriously, though, we find it particularly interesting that George II intends to study up on Alexander II of Russia.

Alexander was, of course, a czar, an autocratic ruler in the tradition of the divine right of kings. According to a Wikipedia entry, he "seemed to be imbued with the reactionary spirit predominant in Europe at the time of his birth."

Also interesting: In the first year of his reign, Alexander signed the "Treaty of Paris" to conclude the multinational Crimean War that his father Nicholas I had started and then lost. It seems the Crimean War was about disputes over holy sites in Palestine; competition among foreign leaders for influence with the sultan of the Ottoman Empire; a European coalition seeking to contain the Russian threat to the Ottoman empire; and a British/Russian rivalry over Afghanistan.

As Wikipedia also notes: "The [Crimean] war became infamously known for military and logistical incompetence ... [What's more ...] The scandalous treatment of wounded soldiers in the desperate winter that followed was reported by war correspondents for newspapers, prompting the work of Florence Nightingale ..."

Honestly, our knowledge of these historical events is probably no deeper than Bush's, but based on this quick glance, we sure hope he reads more than just the Cliff's Notes. Alexander II's life may hold many interesting lessons.

Will George II conclude, like Wikipedia, that Alexander was "impressionable" with "no grand, original schemes of his own"?

Will he find inspiration in Alexander's post-war commercial reforms that "produced a large number of limited liability companies"?

What will he think of Alexander's decision to execute thousands of Poles and send tens of thousands to Siberia?

What will he make of Alexander's decision to build a great Gate around his city after an assassination attempt on his life?

Finally, will George II be disturbed to read that Alexander died at the hands of a nihilist assassin, not unlike today's "suicide bombers"? Here's how Wikipedia describes Alexander II's end:

While driving on one of the central streets of St. Petersburg, near the Winter Palace, he was mortally wounded by the explosion of hand-made grenades and died a few hours afterwards. ... The Tsar was killed by the Pole Ignacy Hryniewiecki (1856-1881), who died during the attack. Hryniewiecki was a Pole from Lithuania (Bobrujsk, now Babruysk, Belarus), where suppression of Poles and persecutions were the harshest. The Russians had instigated a complete ban on Polish language in public places, schools and offices in a process now known as Russification.

That is pretty heavy. Who steered George towards this bedtime reading? That's no "My Pet Goat"!

We, the loyal opposition, flatter ourselves if we think he loses sleep worrying about how to make Cindy Sheehan go away, or, for that matter, US attorney Patrick Fitzgerald. If he's been doing his reading, George II's got scarier thoughts than that keeping him awake at night.

A BUZZFLASH NEWS ANALYSIS