January 16, 2004

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Here Is The Bush Cartel Recipe For Foreign Policy, As BuzzFlash Found It In A Neo-Con Cookbook

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Here is the "Bush Cartel Recipe for Foreign Policy," as BuzzFlash found it in a Neo-Con cookbook:

Take one part ignorance and mix it with two cups of hubris. Toss into a blender and mix slowly, as you add three cups of oil and one cup of blood. Add a pinch of vengeance (for Saddam Hussein allegedly trying to kill Poppy Bush) and drop in chopped up jello molds of France and Germany.

Remove from blender into mixing bowl larded with lies and stir at a rapid frenzy. Add a generous teaspoon of opiate for the masses. Place in rectangular tray.

Cook for 30 minutes and then decorate with red, white and blue frosting to simulate the American flag. Use little banners placed around the cake to represent multi-billion dollar sweetheart contracts given to campaign contributors -- and paid for by the American taxpayer.

Add candles made from filaments of Saddam's beard, and prepare to celebrate your triumphant foreign policy dessert, as Laura Bush flings open the White House windows and yells out: "Let Them Eat Cake!"

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As written by BuzzFlash for Tom Paine's State of the Union Scorecard.

A BUZZFLASH NEWS ANALYSIS

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