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Rush Limbaugh, The Neanderthal Ape
A BUZZFLASH NEWS ANALYSIS
Using
Rush Limbaugh's own methods of comparison (see below), we thought we'd
put together a set of pictures featuring him.
We'd
have included pics of a street junky and a pile of dog s**t, but we
thought we'd re-use Rush's own three-picture image to illustrate what
we think of Limbaugh and his ignorant, small-minded comparisons.
That's
some hero you got there dittoheads, a lying drug addict (and possible
felon) who thinks like a neanderthal and acts like an ape.
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Our
analysis was prompted by this wonderful satire from BuzzFlash Reader
Jason Liggan:
This
photo below is from Rush Limbaugh's website
from 12/15/2003:
The
three pics are there just as I am representing them. Al Gore
is an extremely
popular American politician. He got more votes for President
than our current
commander in chief. Ted Kaczynski is a severely disturbed serial
killer that despises technology (I bet he hated the Al Gore sponsored
internet). Saddam
Hussein is a vicious dictator that has killed and tortured thousands.
They do, however, have a logical connection. They have all had beards
at
some time during
their lives and had photos taken. I have to give Rush credit. I
had completely overlooked this logical connection. In his accompanying
rant,
he likens
Saddam's emergence from the "hole" in Iraq to Gore
appearing in public to endorse Howard Dean for president. The
clear parallels here cannot be overlooked.
Gore
is from the southern U.S. Saddam is from the southern part of Iraq.
Ted Kaczynski, it has been reported, has looked toward the
south before and he thinks society
will go south as a result of technology. Need more evidence? All
three are men. All three have been critical of the U.S. government.
In case you didn't
notice,
all three have hair on top of their heads as well as beards. The
connection couldn't be more clear. I applaud Rush Limbaugh
for being the watchdog that
he is and protecting us from terrorists like Al Gore. He is the
greatest domestic terror threat since Max Cleland (who was
luckily defeated and replaced in
the U.S. senate by a true patriot, Saxby Chambliss). I encourage
every American to send their pills, I mean praise, to Rush
Limbaugh for revealing Al Gore
for
what he is, a murdering tyrant hermit serial killer that once had
a beard.
Jason
Liggan
Birmingham, AL
You
can read Limbaugh's outrageous, defaming comparison of Al Gore, Ted
K. and Saddam, here.
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