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May 7, 2003 |
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Why Did Mitch Daniels Really Resign: Allegations of Insider Trading, Of Course! A BUZZFLASH BREAKING NEWS ANALYSIS Well, well, well, Mitch Daniels may be the first Bush administration official to resign over allegations of insider trading. Yes, Karl Rove floated the story that Daniels is leaving to run for governor of Indiana, and that may be true in the end. After all, alleged financial malfeasance is something that makes you highly qualified to run for public office as a Bush Republican. Still, it is one big cowinky-dink, as they say, that Mitch Daniels resigned from his position as the Bush Cartel's "Budget Director" (kind of like being the chief financial officer at Enron) the day before the Indianapolis Star broke the story that he and approximately 30 other members of "Indiana's financial elite" are being investigated for -- you got it -- insider trading. Yes, the man who oversaw the creation, selling and packaging of a ruinous, highway robbery U.S. budget is alleged to be a true Bush Cartel corporate malfeasance bandit, just like George "Harken" Bush and Karl "Enron" Rove and Dick "Halliburton" Cheney (okay, we'll stop with the list now):
The state investigation came about as a result of 2,000 shareholders of IPALCO (an Indiana utility) filing a lawsuit alleging that Daniels and others dumped $71 million worth of stock just before the value of the shares nose dived. A Hoosier financial analyst is quoted in the article as saying, "Corporate governance is in the spotlight these days. It's pretty clear that this was an example of bad corporate governance." Hey, as far as the Bush administration is concerned, an accusation of insider trading resulting in millions of dollars in personal gain doesn't make Mitch Daniels a persona non grata. Are you kidding, being accused of illegal corporate governance and personal profiteering in the Bush Cartel makes Daniels a rising star! But first, to avoid any messy questions from the lapdog press, Daniels needed to resign. Now, he can run for Governor of Indiana, with a couple of high-profile visits from George W., who will tout him as a man of great financial genius! A BUZZFLASH BREAKING NEWS ANALYSIS |
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